50 Insults For Your Cheating Boyfriend

Most people never imagine their boyfriend cheating on them, so discovering that your partner has been unfaithful can feel like a life-shattering event.

I you find out you’ve been cheated on, one of your first reactions will probably be to confront your boyfriend about it.

What can make confronting his even worse is if he doesn’t react in the way you would expect him to, or he doesn’t give you the answers you deserve.

If your boyfriend gives you some pathetic excuse for his actions, or doesn’t seem sorry for what he has done, you have every right to be angry.

You’re probably going to want to say something nasty to get back at him for hurting you.

Here are some of the best insults to use on your cheating boyfriend.

How to insult your cheating boyfriend

1. There are two sides to every story but you’re a d*ck in both of them.

2. I’m sorry what language are you speaking? It sounds like bullsh*t.

3. I don’t know what’s worse, your lies or you thinking I would be stupid enough to believe them.

4. You might still want me but you’ll have to get in line.

5. I love the sound you make when you shut up.

6. Karma is like a rubber band, you can only stretch it so far before it comes back and smacks you in the face.

7. I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you.

8. You can only lie to me so many times before I realize that everything that comes out of your mouth is bullsh*t.

9. Cheating is not an accident, falling off your bike is an accident. You don’t trip and fall into a vagina.

10. The only thing that comes out of your mouth is stupidity.

11. I should have listened to everyone who told me you were an asshole.

12. Knowing that you downgraded is really going to help me move on

13. If you really loved me you wouldn’t have screwed up what we had by cheating.

14. I’m no cactus expert but I know a prick when I see one.

15. I’m trying to see things from your point of view but I can’t get my head that far up my ass.

16. Once a cheater, always a cheater.

17. You’re like the top piece of bread, everyone touches you but no one really wants you.

18. I’m sorry that sh*t doesn’t work on me anymore.

19. Cheating is a choice not a mistake and you made a really sh*tty choice.

20. Your loss babe.

21. I’d slap you but that would be animal abuse